Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Wednesday, 26 January 2011

Pingu gets High

As all stoners know, Pingu is the shit when you're baked. But what if Pingu joined you for a smoking session?  The following clip is taken from an actual episode. Notice how Pingu experiences almost every effect of weed...



Supposedly he was going to babysit, but then he got high.

Friday, 21 January 2011

Anti Cannabis Propaganda: 1935

Drugs are scary. Well most of them (barring booze and coffee apparently). What's even scarier is the hypocrisy of states that class cannabis as a dangerous substance, causing it to be illegal.

But forget the scary stuff for a moment, and lets look at the funny.

Here is a anti-cannabis propaganda sheet from 1935:


It seems that the average non-stoner needs pictures to understand a political point...

Well we have a just ONE picture for those of you who are undecided on the issue:


Spread the word. Spread the herb.

Peace out.

Thursday, 20 January 2011

Legalize it!

~Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature againt the law seem a bit..unnatural?~

::Disclaimer:: Let's get something straight here. Despite this website's blatant encouragement of the usage and celebration of cannabis we do not advocate making it your lifestyle. There is a clear and very important difference between enjoying the occasional spliff and the spliff getting the better of you...and we respect this.

So basically, we're going to get all political on you now and explain why cannabis should be legalized:

(it's as easy as... )
A is for AMSTERDAM- It's legal there, and there's no big uproar. In fact, I think you'd find the place quite chilled if you went there. Some might argue that it could encourage a stepping stone to other, harder drugs. We would reply that that is actually a load of rubbish. Intoxication is a person's choice completely. If the government were that worried about the health and well-being of people and wanted to mother them so much then why is

B is for BOOZE- legal?! Did you know that up to 90% of admissions into A&E on a Friday night are alcohol related? The NHS must spend quite a lot on that when you come to think of it and yet they haven't prohibited that. Instead they have chosen Cannabis which causes neither death, nor injury. What with all the

C is for CUTS- at the moment you'd think that the government would want to save on something so pointless as the policing, criminalising and arresting of us stoners. Oh and, by the way, have you ever actually heard of anyone getting arrested? So where does this money go? On trying to arrest these so-called "criminals"?! As Barack Obama said "the war on drugs has failed" because it is "expensive, counterproductive and it doesn't make sense." Damn right Obama, it doesn't make sense. What does make sense is people making decisions about their own life and not bowing down to this stupid law. LEGALIZE IT!



As far as we can see, the only dangers from occasionally smoking up are:

-your fridge not containing the necessary munchie satisfiers( especially at the end of term when the last dregs of your student loan might be more wisely spent on toilet paper rather than King-size pizzas...)

-No-one caring that you just had THE most profound thought ever whist high.

-Not remembering what THE most profound thought ever is. After ten seconds.

-Losing things when high (door keys and a sense of time can be especially hazardous).

-Trying extremely hard not laugh in the face of a sober person. But ultimately failing.

A Brief History of Weed

Short video on the illustrious history of weed.



I guess the whole world was stoned at one point. Good times...

Wednesday, 19 January 2011

Nicolas Cage - Losing His Shit

Here's a shout out to Harry Hanrahan, the creator of the following video.

Just a word of advice. Don't get Nicolas Cage angry. You won't like him when he's angry (or you'll just laugh at him like there's no tomorrow).

Plus I heard he beats up old women...






Still, you can't help but laugh.


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Welcome

York can be a dull place for students. From lecture halls to over pretentious pubs, the surroundings at times seem anything but desirable.

Allow me, therefore, to introduce York University's only online magazine devoted entirely to the spiritual, sociable and sustainable herb that brings a smile to everyone's face.

Currently in the form of a blog, we hope to expand the magazine. Eventually this site will contain articles on different strands of cannabis; plenty of humour and viral videos; numerous film and music reviews; along with anything else that keeps the average stoner entertained.

Some of you may be thinking 'What's so great about cannabis?'

The enlightened gentlemen in the following video illustrates my point completely.



Please check the 'Guide' link at the top of the website. Hopefully this will help you get to grips with the site, even if you're high.

Now, excuse me while I light my spliff...